Warlord

Worth ten points.

Description
Your robot got the conquest ending of Civilization IV.

Summary
To get this achievement, have your robot have a higher military stat than autonomy. When you teach your robot, teach it with video games. Give it Civilization 4.

Prologue

 * Anubis
 * I conquered Alaska. (++++M)

Chapter 1

 * You're a guy
 * Named Alan
 * Tesla
 * With a Battlebots trophy. (++M)
 * You want to own a flying car.
 * You make your robot with metal (+M),
 * 360* cameras (++M),
 * And helicopter blades (++M).
 * It's not grunt work.
 * Your robot will have a gun arm (+++M).
 * The robot will be done but a demo will be out of the question.
 * The person calling you was Josh Anderson.
 * You were his wingman.
 * Don't answer.
 * Your robot's name is Pickle.
 * You call it "it".
 * It's program is Java.
 * She starts off looking at you.
 * You are "Sir".
 * She's confused, give her an order.
 * This is trust.

Chapter 2

 * Choose a biodiesel engine.
 * Put extra motors in its face.
 * Give it the full range of emotion.
 * Get a new phone.
 * Give it a media-enhanced hard drive.
 * "It will quickly play all paths of a giant corpus of interactive fiction games."
 * "Try Civilization IV: Beyond the Sword. It might inform your perception of history."