Ludophile

Worth ten points.

Description
Your robot interpreted the ending of Braid.

Summary
When you teach your robot, teach it with video games. Give it Braid.

Prologue

 * Anubis
 * Think not feel

Chapter 1

 * You're a guy
 * Named Alan
 * Telsa
 * With a Battlebots trophy.
 * You want to own a flying car.
 * You make your robot with metal,
 * A human face,
 * And two legs.
 * It's not grunt work.
 * It will have T-rex arms.
 * The robot will be done, demo is out of the question.
 * Your friend is Elly Lao.
 * You loved her.
 * Don't reply.
 * Your robot's name is Pickle.
 * You call Pickle "it".
 * The program is in C++.
 * Start Pickle looking out the window.
 * It has a monotone voice.
 * Pickle's confused.
 * This is Peace.

Chapter 2

 * Give your robot a car battery.
 * Give it extra face motors.
 * Troll people.
 * Get a new phone.
 * Give Pickle a media-enhanced hard drive.
 * Send it to the internet.
 * Video games.
 * Braid.